[This isn't heaven. He's about a hundred percent certain that vampires don't get to go there. He doesn't even know if angels actually get wings.

A mirror would be useless anyway, so he reaches back behind himself and grasps at the bend of one, feeling carefully along the top.

Yes, that certainly was a wing.]

Ah... that's that bit of soreness explained.

[The chances of this being a dream or hallucination grow higher by the moment.]

Whoever's attached them seems to have failed to up-size them appropriately. They're useless.